Dr. GOOGLE & Gang confirm they have more medical knowledge than your licensed and certified witch doctor

Published: July 29, 2020

Silly-con Valley, CA - Dr. Google & gang including Facebook, Twitter and Dr. Bill Gates confirmed that they received their medical degrees from Google University of Medicine. It means they have far more medical knowledge and expertise than your average licensed and certified witch doctor. “People listen to me about COVID-19 vaccine not because I’m a multi-billionaire but I have expertise in this filed thanks to my few hours training on Google University”, claims Bill Gates. “Other doctors who have spent decades of their lives in some random medical universities, getting certified and licensed just end up being witch doctors”, he continues. 

“We don’t have any clinics or offices but we have these huge social media platforms through which we practice medicine and guess what, the patients trust us more than their own doctors”, says Dr. Google. “We delete the content published by any of these witch doctors to ensure best medical practices. Otherwise, it can be very detrimental to our patients if they just start listening to their doctors.”