Frequently Asked Questions

1. What does Satiristan mean?

Satiristan means " the place where satire lives".

2. What does "Butt Hurt" and "Butt-Hurtitis" mean? What does it have to do with The Satiristan?

Butt Hurt means overly and unjustifiably offended or resentful. Butt Hurtitis means getting Butt Hurt by reading something on the Internet. Symptoms may include uncontrollable predetermined negative commentary about the article and the author. Our website articles which have nothing to do with reality may sometime cause acute exacerbation of Butt Hurtitis.

3. What should I do if I'm Butt Hurt?

You should immediately stop reading the article, close your browser, turn off your device, take a deep breath, drink some Kool Aid and breathe some fresh air. If these measures don't relieve your symptoms then go out for a stroll or do anything that may help you forget what you have just read. Other options include finding a safe space or hug a teddy bear. OR, YOU CAN ALSO JUST GROW UP.

4. Can I submit articles or ideas to The Satiristan?

Yes, absolutely. But we have certain criteria for that. The article should be totally fake, original and not belonging to someone else. Our team of editors will thoroughly go through it. We have complete rights to make necessary amendments to the article to fit our website. Once uploaded, the article will automatically become the intellectual property of The Satiristan. In return, we can give you full recognition for being the original author of the article. You can also use a pseudonym or chose to remain anonymous.

5. How can I contact The Satiristan team?

Please email us.

6. Can I sue The Satiristan?

Please do not do that. First of all, we have already covered all the legal aspects and lawyered up ourselves for unforeseen cases of butt hurts with butt-hurtitis. Moreover, just a reminder that The First Amendment protects satire and fake news as a form of free speech and expression. Satiristan uses invented names in all of its articles, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. The Satiristan is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. For further details, please check our disclaimer, terms & conditions and privacy policies.

7. How can I advertise with The Satiristan?

Request to Advertise with us for all advertising inquiries. Please specify the business you would like to advertise, and we will get back to you promptly.