Unwavering support of Goya Beans caused excessive flatulence in Trump supporters

Published: July 12, 2020

WASHINGTON P.C. - According to a recent study conducted by a prestigious medical journal NEJM (Nothing Exciting, Just Madness), unwavering support of Goya beans has resulted in excessive flatulence in Trump supporters. “I don’t care how much time I end up spending on the toilet bowl. I just won’t stop eating Goya beans to show my relentless support to the CEO for praising president Trump,” said a Trump supporter to Satiristan correspondent in an on the bowl interview. “I’m not sure why people are so much worried about our over consumption of Goya beans. I mean everyone is already wearing a mask thanks to Covid-19. So what’s the big deal? Its not that I am coughing”, he continued confidently while finishing his eighth canister of the day.