About

With mainstream media competing for Fake News everyday and no one out there to challenge, we have decided to launch our own website full of real Fake News to give them a really tough time. Our goal is to be the greatest Fake News outlet that would even make CNN jealous of us.

We are strictly a satirical website which helps and facilitates people in getting offended in today's era of outrage culture. The more offended you are, the more you'll hear from us and hopefully in the end you will end up liking us.

Satiristan is an independent sovereign internet nation where Satire finds a Safe Space to live

 

Our Declaration of  independence- 30th of February, 2017 AT( After Trump) 

 

Intentions -            To proclaim a free state with free expression until social media decides otherwise 

 

Motto -                    In Satire we Trust         

 

Boundaries -          NO Boundaries. We are for open borders between facts and fiction. We are inclusive, diverse and divisive

 

Population -           Freethinkers with humor

 

Citizenship -          Only offered once you give up your birth right to be offended or triggered

 

Government -        Democratic satire

     

National Flag -       Check out our logo

 

National Anthem - F*** the PC police by Ice Cube

 

Currency -              Any currency that is nontaxable 

 

 

Secretaries and heads of the Excecutive Departments

 

 

 

Secretary of State                                                     Caitlyn Jenner   

 

Secretary  of Treasury                                              Kanye West

 

Secretary of Defense                                                Alejandro, the guy who just got deported 

 

Department of Homeland Security                          ANTIFA/BLM Coalition

 

Department of the Interior                                        Kim Kardashian

 

Department of Agriculture                                        Mr. Ox

 

Department of Commerce                                        Gambit, the gambler

 

Department of Labor                                                 Joe, the construction worker

 

Department of Health and Human Services            Dr. HOUSE

 

Department of Housing and Urban Development   Chad, the homeless guy from San Francisco 

 

Department of Transportation                                  John, the biker dude

 

Department of Energy                                               Elon Musk 

 

Department of Education                                         Stan, the high school drop out

 

Department of Justice                                              Judge Judy

 

Department of Veterans Affairs                               GI Joe   

 

Department of Entertainment                                  Jeffrey Epstein who did not kill himself