UN recognizes CHAZ as a sovereign nation on the 4th of July

Published: June 27, 2020

SEATTLE, WA - The world welcomes a newly born nation of CHAZ (Capital Hill Autonomous Zone) on the 4th of July right in the heart of Seattle, WA. The ceremony for laying down the foundation of this great nation started with the burning of the US flag while demanding food, tents, toiletries, booze and cigarettes from the neighboring nation. Everyone kneeled for the national anthem "F*** the Police" by Ice Cube while pissing on the US flag. With no real constitution and leadership in place, CHAZ enjoys the real freedom, liberty and justice that Americans can only dream of. "This is what we've been struggling for all our lives, no check & balance, no accountability and above all no poilice", told one of the super excited Chazian to Satiristan correspondent. But Chazians are very strict about their borders. They have put barricades all around the six-block nation with armed guards while calling Trump racist for securing Southern border with Mexico and chanting "Abolish 2nd amendment" and "Abolish the Police". To our question how are you going to generate the revenue to run this young nation, a Chazian told us, "All the rich countries in the world need to pay their fair share and support Chaz. In the meantime, we have enough rich and middle class constituents with small businesses and restaurants to feed us".