Democrats harass doctors to change definition of Dementia

Published: June 20, 2020

WASHINGTON, P.C.,- In an effort to make Joe Biden qualify as a mentally fit candidate for upcoming November elections, democrats have started lobbying  to harass doctors to change the definition of dementia. “We know dementia might not be reversible but its definition is”, tells Nancy Pelosi to fellow democrats on a strategy call. “We just need to rip any document with its old definition and replace it with a new one”, she continues while shredding a piece of paper with dementia written on it. “And what would be the new definition?”, asks an innocent fresh congresswoman from Minnesota. “Well any definition that doesn’t include confusing wife with sister, forgetting the word GOD, talking gibberish and not knowing where one is on several occasions”, replies Ms. Pelosi.