Dr. Oopz is Right: "The Miracle Pill" is for Real

Published: June 11, 2017

 

A world renowned TV celebrity physician Dr. Oopz unraveled the mystery behind "The Miracle Pill". "This Sh** is for real", says Dr. Oopz while throwing a few tablets in his mouth in front of the audience.

Ms. Pharma, a hot skinny blonde with a lovely smile stands beside him advertising the sample of "The Miracle Pill". "It literally fixes everything. I mean you name it and it's fixed like magic. This is much better than Garcinia Cambogia and green tea extracts," he continues. "It can cure your bad sleeping habits, eating habits, drinking habits, smoking habits, dumping habits, addictions habits, sexual orientation and gender identity crisis. So ask your doctor today for the miracle pill," he asserted.

In response to the question asked about the adverse effects, Dr. Oopz responded very sincerely, "There are just a few. Like, it can cause worsening of your bad sleeping habits, eating habits, drinking habits, smoking habits, dumping habits, addictions habits, sexual orientation and gender identity crisis. But if that happens to you, tell your doctor that you screwed me up and hire a strong lawyer."

Audience was thrilled to hear that such a pill does actually exists. We interviewed a couple of audience members as well.

"I have blind faith in Dr. Oopz's clinical judgment and have always followed his recommendations even more blindly. Will definitely give it a try," says Mr. Non-compliant.

"It's a win win situation for us. You either win against the disease or the lawsuit", says Ms. Sue Happy while jumping on her chair.

"I'm glad finally something like Miracle pill is out there. Now I don't have to listen to my doctor's stupid advice of making healthy lifestyle choices", says Mr. Trainwreck.

In response to the drug price, Ms. Pharma responds, "Initially we'll distribute free samples and once the audience gets hooked it then will jack up the prices even more than Martin Shkreli."