Hospital Administrator Begs a Nurse to Come Back After Calling Her Off Due to Low Census

Published: June 11, 2017

Mr. Cheapest Executive Officer of Lord Have Mercy Hospital was found on his knees begging a nurse over the phone to come back to the hospital after sending her home due to low census.

"I beg you. Please come back to the hospital. We need you," Mr. CEO was heard telling Nurse Tasha while literally being on his knees. "I didn't know we would get so slammed with admissions so quickly. Yes, I was trying to save some dimes," Mr. CEO blurted out the motives behind sending her home.

"Go F*** yourself. We could hear Nurse Tasha loud and clear on the other line even without a speaker phone. "This is not the first time that they have done this to me. They schedule me and then call me off at the nick of time wasting my time and money. I could have scheduled myself to do something much more useful." Nurse Tasha told Satiristan correspondent.

She continued furiously, "I'm sick and tired of this S***. I won't go back even for a million dollars. This is my time to tell them who's the Boss?"

When asked what can be the only thing that may make her consider going back tonight, she replied after taking a deep breath, "Only my patients and co-workers. I can't tell them suffer coz of a douche."