In the latest campaign trail flub, Biden claims to be running for the President of United States of China

Published: July 9, 2020

Delaware, US not China - Former Vice President Joe Biden in his latest remarkably glorious campaign trail flubs, claims that he is running for president of the United States of China. “I’m sorry, I misspoke. I was clearly going to say United Stated of…of…you know that thing, (apparently this time forgetting the word America) when I saw a bunch of Chinese people in my crowd and by mistake it came out of my mouth United States of China”, tried explaining the poor exhausted 78 year old former Vice President. “Oh by the way, it has nothing to do with my son taking a billion dollar loan from China when I was Vice President. Our administration will be as strict on China as we were with Iran, Russia, North Korea and ISIS back when Barack was president”, Biden continues his attempt to redeem himself.