"CHOP" GOT CHOPPED BY US INVASION

Published: July 5, 2020

Seattle, WA- In an unfortunate series of events, the newly born nation of CHAZ (Capitol Hill Anonymous Zone) also knows as CHOP (Capitol Hill Organized Protest) was invaded by imperialist American army to make it a US territory. CHOP only enjoyed its freedom from US for hardly 2 weeks and was recognized by UN just on the 4th of July when US sent its troops to invade this baby nation. “I mean we had only 2 killings and US had to invade us, restoring law and order as an excuse,” claims one Chazian freedom fighter. “Otherwise we were having a summer love fest”, he continues. Chazian freedom fighters claimed that they will continue to fight for their freedom by spray painting graffiti on Seattle Mayor’s mansion, blocking the roads with barricades and harassing citizens for freebies. “They may take our land but they will never take our freebieeeees…”, shouted Chazian freedom fighter on top of his lungs just like Mel Gibson in the Oscar winning movie Brave Heart.