Democrats throw Joe Biden into a dungeon till November as part of their winning strategy

Published: June 20, 2020

WASHINGTON, P.C., - As part of their winning strategy, Democrats decide to throw Joe Biden into a dark dungeon where no one specially Americans can hear from him till November. “We have no choice left”, claims one of the top democratic strategist. “Its in the best interest of the party that no one hears from him till November. After the elections, we can decide if we need to bring him out or not depending on the results”, he continues. “If we win, he comes out and if we lose then rest of the party moves into the dungeon with him.” It was also mentioned that Obama will personally bring him food and water just so Joe does not feel too much isolated from the rest of the world. In any case, Obama is the one who came up with this brilliant plan in the first place.