With mainstream media competing for Fake News everyday and no one out there to challenge, we have decided to launch our own website full of real Fake News to give them a really tough time. Our goal is to be the greatest Fake News outlet that would even make CNN jealous of us.
We are strictly a satirical website which helps and facilitates people in getting offended in today's era of outrage culture. The more offended you are, the more you'll hear from us and hopefully in the end you will end up liking us.
Satiristan is an independent sovereign internet nation where Satire finds a Safe Space to live
Our Declaration of independence- 30th of February, 2017 AT( After Trump)
Intentions - To proclaim a free state with free expression until social media decides otherwise
Motto - In Satire we Trust
Boundaries - NO Boundaries. We are for open borders between facts and fiction. We are inclusive, diverse and divisive
Population - Freethinkers with humor
Citizenship - Only offered once you give up your birth right to be offended or triggered
Government - Democratic satire
National Flag - Check out our logo
National Anthem - F*** the PC police by Ice Cube
Currency - Any currency that is nontaxable
Secretaries and heads of the Excecutive Departments
Secretary of State Caitlyn Jenner
Secretary of Treasury Kanye West
Secretary of Defense Alejandro, the guy who just got deported
Department of Homeland Security ANTIFA/BLM Coalition
Department of the Interior Kim Kardashian
Department of Agriculture Mr. Ox
Department of Commerce Gambit, the gambler
Department of Labor Joe, the construction worker
Department of Health and Human Services Dr. HOUSE
Department of Housing and Urban Development Chad, the homeless guy from San Francisco
Department of Transportation John, the biker dude
Department of Energy Elon Musk
Department of Education Stan, the high school drop out
Department of Justice Judge Judy
Department of Veterans Affairs GI Joe
Department of Entertainment Jeffrey Epstein who did not kill himself